This hotel we were at last night has this free breakfast. Among the breakfast items there was a do-it-yourself waffle iron... sounds delicious but its really a trap to get into your pants, don't fall for it.
He puts the batter in, it flips uncontrolably spilling batter out, he puts in more batter, the timer goes off and wont stop, the waffle is stuck to the iron because he didn't re spray it, he moves the handle to stop the beeping alarm, it knocks his breakfast plate on the floor, he bends to get it his button snaps, and then he stands up and his shorts fall off. Dirty waffle machine pixie strikes again.
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